pervy mc. perv
I love that there are people who visit my blog on purpose. You guys are fantastic and I love you. There are also people who click on it from my facebook profile or from forwarded emails – you guys rock too! Then there are people who accidentally wind up here when their google searches link what they’re looking for with one of my tags, or categories. Welcome! I doubt this is what you were expecting when you typed in crocodiles, bears or foxes, but nice to meet you anyway.
Then there are the pervs.
How do I know you’re here? I’m glad you asked.
When you link to my blog from a search engine like google, it tells me. It tells me you were here, what you clicked on and what terms you were searching that led you to my site.
For instance, Pervy Mc. Perv somehow got to my site while searching “Hot Chicks and Animals.” And then he stuck around, browsed a little. Dude, I don’t know who the f*ck you are, but don’t stop by and look at the pictures of my kids. I purposely didn’t show their faces, but not because I thought someone might be wacking off while looking at them. Besides, what I gather from your search terms and sophisticated taste in stimulation, they are not your type.
I should have known better than to post pictures, even partial ones, of my kids online. That part’s my fault and I’m taking them down.
As for you, big perv, your penis is as small as you think it is. Take it shopping somewhere else.
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August 30, 2008 at 12:21 am
I just recently took down my photos as well. I started getting paranoid about someone possibly whacking off to my son’s little pic or even my own~maybe even my husband’s. I crack up when reading this bc I truly hope this does not happen to me as I have read other’s posts with the same complaint. I guess it’s inevitable, but whatever we can do to minimize perverted traffic, eh?;)
August 30, 2008 at 1:10 pm
he must have really dedicated a long time in his search because i don’t imagine this blog was the first thing that popped up with he typed in those search terms!
August 30, 2008 at 6:06 pm
This is a difficult thing and by taking our pics off our sites, the pervs sort of win. I have three kids: 15/10/5 and if I don’t show their faces on the web, then my family that lives thousands of miles away (I live around DC) doesn’t get to see them. Sigh. I guess if you track down the perv’s IP addresses, you could flame them. I found your blog simply by going to the wordpress front page where it was prominently displayed. Probably because the word perv showed up in a tag or search. Sigh. Good luck!
August 31, 2008 at 7:14 am
i completely understand where you’re coming from and you have to do what works best for you and your situation. i moved my pics to one of the photo sharing sites where i can send “invitations” to family i want to share with and block them from everyone else. and by the way, thanks for letting me know that this blog was on the front page – i had no idea!
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